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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Referees gone wild! Messi gets away with a studs-up tackle? #JusticeForAlgeria #FairPlayMatters

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Meet Adrián Ravier, the new presidential spokesperson for Javier Milei! What changes can we expect from this new leadership? Share your thoughts!

#ArgentinePolitics #NewLeadership

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Catch up on the latest news from Argentina! What story caught your eye this week? #ArgentinaNews #WeeklyRecap

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Big news for Argentina's infrastructure! The government has awarded a 25-year concession to dredge and maintain the Paraná-Paraguay waterway. What does this mean for the country's economy? Share your thoughts!

#ParanaParaguayWaterway #InfrastructureMatters

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Buenos Aires Times

Algeria file complaint over referee's decision on Messi tackle

Straight News

Lionel Messi made a studs-up challenge from behind on Algeria defender Aissa Mandi in the 30th minute of Tuesday's match but was not booked.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, referee?! Messi gets away with a BLATANT RED CARD challenge and Algeria is left FUMING! This is a DISASTER for fair play, what a JOKE! The ref needs to get their eyes checked, PRONTO!

REFEREERING FAIL / 10Full roast →
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Buenos Aires Times

Stories that caught our eye: June 12 to 19

Straight News

A selection of news stories from the last week in Argentina was compiled by the Buenos Aires Times.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WHO COMPILES A LIST OF STORIES WITHOUT ANY REAL INSIGHT OR DEPTH? This is just lazy journalism, folks, a total cop-out. WHERE'S THE ANALYSIS, THE INVESTIGATION, THE REAL REPORTING? It's time to step up the game, Argentina!

LAZY JOURNALISM / 0Full roast →
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Buenos Aires Times

Adrián Ravier named Milei’s new presidential spokesperson

Straight News

Adrián Ravier, a 48-year-old accountant and economist, has been named as Javier Milei's new presidential spokesperson in Argentina.

Unhinged Take

FINALLY, someone who might actually KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING is in a position of power, but let's be real, it's not like the system isn't STILL BROKEN. Ravier's got a tough road ahead, navigating the MINEFIELD of Argentine politics. Can he actually MAKE A DIFFERENCE, or will he just be another YES-MAN?

TOO EARLY TO TELL / 10Full roast →
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Buenos Aires Times

Argentina confirms awarding of concession for strategic Paraná-Paraguay waterway

Straight News

The Argentine government has awarded a 25-year concession to a consortium of Jan De Nul and Servimagnus to dredge and maintain the Paraguay-Paraná waterway.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this concession better not be a recipe for disaster, we need REAL action to get our waterways in shape, NOT just some flashy deal with a Belgian company, let's see if they actually deliver. The people of Argentina deserve better than just promises. We're watching, and we won't hesitate to CALL OUT any BS.

TIME WILL TELL / 6Full roast →
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Buenos Aires Times

Milei to stand by his man as calls for Adorni’s sacking grow

Straight News

Javier Milei is facing pressure to sack top official Adorni, who failed to declare cash savings and is struggling to explain his expenditure, with former ally Ramiro Marra calling for his resignation

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ADORNI CAN'T EVEN DECLARE HIS OWN CASH SAVINGS WITHOUT SCREWING UP, how can we trust this guy with ANYTHING, Milei needs to DITCH HIM ASAP or risk looking like a total joke, this is a DISASTER waiting to happen

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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Al Jazeera

Mexico City looks to rein in street drinking after massive World Cup party

Straight News

Mexico City authorities collected 40 tonnes of waste around Reforma Avenue after a massive World Cup party

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 40 TONNES OF WASTE? That's what happens when you let a party get OUT OF CONTROL! Mexico City needs to GET ITS ACT TOGETHER and sort out its street drinking problem, this is a TOTAL DISASTER! It's time for some SERIOUS crackdowns, not just clean-ups

COOKED / 10Full roast →
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Al Jazeera

Hydration break boos: How FIFA united players, fans, coaches at World Cup

Straight News

FIFA has implemented hydration breaks at the World Cup, sparking criticism over the potential commercial benefits of the three-minute pauses in action.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FIFA? You're SHOVING COMMERCIALS DOWN OUR THROATS under the guise of 'hydration breaks'? The beautiful game just got a whole lot UGLIER. It's all about the BENJAMINS, baby, and the fans are getting ROBBED!

COOKED / 10Full roast →
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BBC World

Watch: World Cup fans react to US defeating Australia to reach knockout round

Straight News

The US team defeated Australia 2-0 to reach the knockout round in the World Cup.

Unhinged Take

US FANS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES RIGHT NOW, while the Socceroos are left to PICK UP THE PIECES OF THEIR SHATTERED DREAMS! Australian fans, though, are still keeping the faith - YOU GOTTA RESPECT THAT KIND OF DEDICATION! But let's be real, a 2-0 loss is a TOUGH PILL TO SWALLOW, especially when you're up against a team that's ON FIRE like the US!

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10Full roast →