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How Tiny Costa Rica Keeps Pulling In Five Billion in Investment

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Rio Times
How Tiny Costa Rica Keeps Pulling In Five Billion in Investment — Brazil

The Straight Version

Costa Rica drew over five billion dollars in foreign investment for a second straight year.

The UNHINGED Take

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAZIL, WHILE TINY COSTA RICA IS OUT HERE CRUSHING IT WITH FIVE BILLION IN INVESTMENT, WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND CORRUPTION, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP OUR GAME, FOR REAL, WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES OUTPERFORM US LIKE THIS, IT'S A WAKE-UP CALL, LET'S GET OUR ACT TOGETHER

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY / 10 FOR COSTA RICA, COOKED / 10 FOR BRAZIL

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAZIL, WHILE TINY COSTA RICA IS OUT HERE CRUSHING IT WITH FIVE BILLION IN INVESTMENT, WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND CORRUPTION, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP OUR GAME, FOR REAL, WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES OUTPERFORM US LIKE THIS, IT'S A WAKE-UP CALL, LET'S GET OUR ACT TOGETHER

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAZIL, WHILE TINY COSTA RICA IS OUT HERE CRUSHING IT WITH FIVE BILLION IN INVESTMENT, WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND CORRUPTION, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP OUR GAME, FOR REAL, WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES OUTPERFORM US LIKE T

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