The Straight Version
Costa Rica drew over five billion dollars in foreign investment for a second straight year.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAZIL, WHILE TINY COSTA RICA IS OUT HERE CRUSHING IT WITH FIVE BILLION IN INVESTMENT, WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND CORRUPTION, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP OUR GAME, FOR REAL, WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES OUTPERFORM US LIKE THIS, IT'S A WAKE-UP CALL, LET'S GET OUR ACT TOGETHER
The Bottom Line
LEGENDARY / 10 FOR COSTA RICA, COOKED / 10 FOR BRAZIL
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAZIL, WHILE TINY COSTA RICA IS OUT HERE CRUSHING IT WITH FIVE BILLION IN INVESTMENT, WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND CORRUPTION, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP OUR GAME, FOR REAL, WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES OUTPERFORM US LIKE THIS, IT'S A WAKE-UP CALL, LET'S GET OUR ACT TOGETHER
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAZIL, WHILE TINY COSTA RICA IS OUT HERE CRUSHING IT WITH FIVE BILLION IN INVESTMENT, WE'RE STILL DEALING WITH BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE AND CORRUPTION, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP OUR GAME, FOR REAL, WE CAN'T LET THESE SMALL COUNTRIES OUTPERFORM US LIKE T
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