The Straight Version
Colombia is holding a presidential runoff election today, while Bolivia has declared a 90-day state of emergency.
The UNHINGED Take
IT'S TIME TO SEE IF COLOMBIA CAN GET ITS ACT TOGETHER WITH THIS RUNOFF, meanwhile Bolivia is just over here DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL - what's the plan, Bolivia, huh? The people deserve better than just EMPTY PROMISES AND BUREAUCRATIC DELAYS. LET'S SEE SOME REAL ACTION, NOT JUST THEATRE.
The Bottom Line
HOLDING MY BREATH / 6
IT'S TIME TO SEE IF COLOMBIA CAN GET ITS ACT TOGETHER WITH THIS RUNOFF, meanwhile Bolivia is just over here DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL - what's the plan, Bolivia, huh?
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IT'S TIME TO SEE IF COLOMBIA CAN GET ITS ACT TOGETHER WITH THIS RUNOFF, meanwhile Bolivia is just over here DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL - what's the plan, Bolivia, huh? HOLDING MY BREATH / 6 https://hypervision.art/news/br/latin-american-pulse-
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