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Mexico's Stock Market Slides a Third Day as the Dollar Bites

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Mexico's Stock Market Slides a Third Day as the Dollar Bites โ€” Brazil

The Straight Version

Mexico's stock market, the S&P/BMV IPC, fell 0.82% to 67,705.37 on June 19, marking its third consecutive day of losses due to a strong dollar.

The UNHINGED Take

The MEXICAN MARKET IS GETTING ROASTED by the mighty dollar, and honestly, it's about time someone took those overhyped stocks down a peg. A strong dollar is just the BEGINNING of their problems, and I'm here for the CHAOS. The peso thinks it's all firm and fly ahead of that rate decision, BUT WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. It's time to STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH THE MARKET and face the music.

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

The MEXICAN MARKET IS GETTING ROASTED by the mighty dollar, and honestly, it's about time someone took those overhyped stocks down a peg.

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