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Oxxo, Mexico's Biggest Convenience Chain, Bets It Can Become a Major Lender

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:59 pm·Source: Rio Times
Oxxo, Mexico's Biggest Convenience Chain, Bets It Can Become a Major Lender — Brazil

The Straight Version

Mexican convenience chain Oxxo's parent company FEMSA has partnered with QED Investors to expand its lending business through its financial app Spin, used by 11 million active users across 24,000 stores.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a convenience store chain THINKS IT CAN TAKE ON THE BANKS? Oxxo's got some serious BALLS, I'll give them that - but can they actually pull it off without getting ROBBED BLIND by bureaucracy and corruption? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure, this is about to get INTERESTING.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY MOVE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a convenience store chain THINKS IT CAN TAKE ON THE BANKS?

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