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Key Points Dry and warm tonight — 26°C, 5% rain — which is exactly what Monday's two great rodas want. After a damp Sunday, the open-air samba is on at full strength. Pedra do Sal (Saúde, Largo João da Baiana) holds its Monday roda from 19h to midnight — free, outdoor, 20 years running at […] The post Rio de Janeiro Nightlife Guide for Monday, June 22, 2026 appeared first on The Rio Times .
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