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Uruguay Will Drill Its First Big Oil Test in a Decade This Year

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Uruguay Will Drill Its First Big Oil Test in a Decade This Year — Brazil

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Uruguay will drill its first deepwater exploration well in a decade this year, the long-awaited test of whether it shares Namibia's offshore oil riches. The post Uruguay Will Drill Its First Big Oil Test in a Decade This Year appeared first on The Rio Times .

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