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Vale’s Top Shareholder Sets July 22 Vote to Oust Its Chairman

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 7:49 am·Source: Rio Times
Vale’s Top Shareholder Sets July 22 Vote to Oust Its Chairman — Brazil

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Vale board faces a July 22 showdown as biggest shareholder Previ moves to oust the chairman it once installed, testing who really steers the iron-ore giant. The post Vale’s Top Shareholder Sets July 22 Vote to Oust Its Chairman appeared first on The Rio Times .

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