The Straight Version
Belgium and Iran played to a goalless draw in a World Cup Group G match in Los Angeles, with Nathan Ngoy being sent off for a foul on Mehdi Taremi
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, Belgium and Iran couldn't even get a goal between them, and to make matters worse, Ngoy gets a straight red for a brain-dead tackle, Taremi's offside strike the only real excitement in this SNOOZE-FEST, WHERE WAS THE FINISHING TOUCH?
The Bottom Line
UNDERWHELMING / 10
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, Belgium and Iran couldn't even get a goal between them, and to make matters worse, Ngoy gets a straight red for a brain-dead tackle, Taremi's offside strike the only real excitement in this SNOOZE-FEST, WHERE WAS THE FINISHING TOUCH?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, Belgium and Iran couldn't even get a goal between them, and to make matters worse, Ngoy gets a straight red for a brain-dead tackle, Taremi's offside strike the only real excitement in this SNOOZE-FEST, WHERE WAS THE FINISHING TOUCH? UNDERWHELMING
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