The Straight Version
Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda, affecting the country's peace process and ties with Washington.
The UNHINGED Take
IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO GET ITS ACT TOGETHER, the fate of their peace process and relations with the US are on the line, and we're watching to see if they'll choose a TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN or a leftist leader, LET'S SEE IF THEY'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO LEAD. The world is watching, Colombia, DON'T BLOW IT. This election is a BIG DEAL, and we're expecting BIG THINGS from the winner.
The Bottom Line
HIGH STAKES / 10
IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO GET ITS ACT TOGETHER, the fate of their peace process and relations with the US are on the line, and we're watching to see if they'll choose a TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN or a leftist leader, LET'S SEE IF THEY'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO LEAD.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO GET ITS ACT TOGETHER, the fate of their peace process and relations with the US are on the line, and we're watching to see if they'll choose a TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN or a leftist leader, LET'S SEE IF THEY'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO LEAD. HIGH STAKES
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