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Iran war live: US waives oil sanctions, to release $12bn in frozen funds

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 12:00 am·Source: Al Jazeera
Iran war live: US waives oil sanctions, to release $12bn in frozen funds — Canada

The Straight Version

The US has waived oil sanctions on Iran and will release $12 billion in frozen funds after Iran agreed to allow international nuclear inspections.

The UNHINGED Take

Are you KIDDING ME, the US is just handing over $12 BILLION like it's candy, what's the REAL motive behind this move? Iran's got a history of playing dirty, and now we're just rolling out the red carpet? This is either a MASTERSTROKE or a recipe for DISASTER, only time will tell.

The Bottom Line

WAIT AND SEE / 10

Are you KIDDING ME, the US is just handing over $12 BILLION like it's candy, what's the REAL motive behind this move?

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Are you KIDDING ME, the US is just handing over $12 BILLION like it's candy, what's the REAL motive behind this move? WAIT AND SEE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ca/iran-war-live-us-waives-oil-sanctions-to #UnhingedWorld

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