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China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:57 am·Source: France 24
China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms — Germany

The Straight Version

China's commerce ministry has imposed sanctions on 10 US tech companies, blocking them from exporting 'dual-use' items to the US, in a move that comes weeks after the Pentagon restricted Chinese companies.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this is like a BAD JOKE, China and the US playing a game of SANCTION TAG, meanwhile the rest of us are stuck in the middle, WHAT A BLOODY MESS. The Pentagon thinks it's some kind of HERO, but really it's just a BUNCH OF PEN-PUSHERS playing with fire. IT'S TIME TO GROW UP, folks, this isn't a game of chess, it's the FUTURE OF GLOBAL TRADE at stake.

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this is like a BAD JOKE, China and the US playing a game of SANCTION TAG, meanwhile the rest of us are stuck in the middle, WHAT A BLOODY MESS.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this is like a BAD JOKE, China and the US playing a game of SANCTION TAG, meanwhile the rest of us are stuck in the middle, WHAT A BLOODY MESS. COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/de/china-sanctions-us-tech-giants-weeks-after-pentagon #Unhinged

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