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Germany news: Could heatwave temperatures hit 40°C?

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 7:41 am·Source: DW
Germany news: Could heatwave temperatures hit 40°C? — Germany

The Straight Version

Germany is experiencing an intense heatwave with predicted extreme temperatures in some regions, while Chancellor Friedrich Merz downplays personal insults amidst the heat.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MERZ, TALKING ABOUT HANDLING THE HEAT WHILE PEOPLE ARE MELTING LIKE THE POLAR ICE CAPS? The real question is, can your administration handle the actual crisis at hand? Get your priorities straight, CHANCELLOR, and stop worrying about your ego.

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MERZ, TALKING ABOUT HANDLING THE HEAT WHILE PEOPLE ARE MELTING LIKE THE POLAR ICE CAPS?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MERZ, TALKING ABOUT HANDLING THE HEAT WHILE PEOPLE ARE MELTING LIKE THE POLAR ICE CAPS? COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/de/germany-news-could-heatwave-temperatures-hit-40-c #UnhingedWorld

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