The Straight Version
Germany is expecting high temperatures and thunderstorms, while repairs on the Bonn North Bridge are estimated to take another two years.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, TWO YEARS TO FIX A BRIDGE? Meanwhile, the weather is about to get WILD, because who needs infrastructure when you can have HEATWAVES AND THUNDERSTORMS? Germany, get your act together, this is NOT a drill!
The Bottom Line
DISASTER / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, TWO YEARS TO FIX A BRIDGE?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, TWO YEARS TO FIX A BRIDGE? DISASTER / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/de/germany-news-heat-alerts-in-effect-for-millions #UnhingedWorld
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