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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Germany

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right candidate Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT A TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN OR A LEFTIST FIGHTER, and let's be real, the fate of their peace process hangs in the balance. The world is WATCHING as these two extremes clash, and I'M HERE FOR THE CHAOS. Can't wait to see which way the voters swing, BUT ONE THING'S FOR SURE - the status quo is GETTING A BIG FAT SHAKEUP.

The Bottom Line

ELECTRIC / 10

IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT A TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN OR A LEFTIST FIGHTER, and let's be real, the fate of their peace process hangs in the balance.

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IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT A TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN OR A LEFTIST FIGHTER, and let's be real, the fate of their peace process hangs in the balance. ELECTRIC / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/de/high-stakes-colombia-vote-sees-trump-backed-hardliner #Unhi

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