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Mbappé eyes ‘special’ Iraq match, says France more offensive than past World Cup squads

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:01 am·Source: France 24
Mbappé eyes ‘special’ Iraq match, says France more offensive than past World Cup squads — Germany

The Straight Version

France captain Kylian Mbappé says his team has a more offensive edge than in past World Cups ahead of their match against Iraq, where he will win his 100th international cap.

The UNHINGED Take

Mbappé is READY TO UNLEASH HELL on Iraq, and with France's stacked roster, they're gonna LIGHT UP the scoreboard like a BERLIN CHRISTMAS MARKET - this is gonna be a MASTERCLASS in offensive football, and Iraq better come correct or get LEFT IN THE DUST. The Real Madrid striker is a BEAST, and we can't wait to see him TEAR IT UP on the pitch. France is bringing the HEAT, and we're HERE. FOR. IT.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

Mbappé is READY TO UNLEASH HELL on Iraq, and with France's stacked roster, they're gonna LIGHT UP the scoreboard like a BERLIN CHRISTMAS MARKET - this is gonna be a MASTERCLASS in offensive football, and Iraq better come correct or get LEFT IN THE DUST.

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Mbappé is READY TO UNLEASH HELL on Iraq, and with France's stacked roster, they're gonna LIGHT UP the scoreboard like a BERLIN CHRISTMAS MARKET - this is gonna be a MASTERCLASS in offensive football, and Iraq better come correct or get LEFT IN THE DUST. ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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