The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer after scoring his 17th and 18th tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, the man's a FOOTBALL GOD, and his goalscoring record is just another MIDDLE FINGER to the haters, what a LEGEND! He's left everyone in the dust, and we can't get enough of it, the GOAT debate is OVER, it's Messi's world and we're just living in it! The Argentinian superstar is redefining the beautiful game, and we're HERE. FOR. IT.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, the man's a FOOTBALL GOD, and his goalscoring record is just another MIDDLE FINGER to the haters, what a LEGEND!
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MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, the man's a FOOTBALL GOD, and his goalscoring record is just another MIDDLE FINGER to the haters, what a LEGEND! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/de/messi-becomes-the-world-cups-all-time-top #UnhingedWorld
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