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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Spain

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S ABOUT TIME Colombia gets a leader who isn't a total JOKE, and hopefully this election won't be a COMPLETE SHAM like some of the others we've seen in the past. The fact that the White House is backing some hard-right lawyer is just PERFECT, because what Colombia really needs is more foreign interference. Let's see if the people can actually make their voices heard for once.

The Bottom Line

TOO CLOSE TO CALL / 10

IT'S ABOUT TIME Colombia gets a leader who isn't a total JOKE, and hopefully this election won't be a COMPLETE SHAM like some of the others we've seen in the past.

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IT'S ABOUT TIME Colombia gets a leader who isn't a total JOKE, and hopefully this election won't be a COMPLETE SHAM like some of the others we've seen in the past. TOO CLOSE TO CALL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/es/high-stakes-colombia-vote-sees-trump-backed-hardli

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