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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Systemic failings in Paris schools! How can we trust institutions to protect kids? #JusticeForKids #Accountability

#JusticeForKids #Accountability

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RIP Christian Boltanski, a true legend in the art world. Your work will be deeply missed. Let's celebrate his contributions to contemporary art!

#ChristianBoltanski #ArtLegend

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Disgusting! Former model accuses French scout of grooming her for Epstein. When will we see justice for victims? #JusticeForVictims #NoToGrooming

#JusticeForVictims #NoToGrooming

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Sarkozy back in court over alleged Libyan corruption pact. Time to clean up politics and hold leaders accountable! Let's demand transparency and honesty from our leaders!

#Sarkozy #Corruption

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🤬 RAGE
France 24

France ponders failure to protect children as school abuse scandal rocks Paris

Straight News

Paris Mayor Emmanuel Grégoire has acknowledged systemic failings as investigators probe allegations of child abuse by non-teaching staff at over 100 schools in Paris.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, France?! You've got a scandal ROCKING the nation's capital, with OVER 100 schools implicated in CHILD ABUSE allegations, and it's ONLY NOW that you're acknowledging SYSTEMIC FAILINGS?! This is a DAMNING indictment of your child protection systems and accountability, or should I say LACK THEREOF?!

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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France 24

Former model accuses French scout of grooming her for Epstein

Straight News

Former French model Juliette G has accused modelling scout Daniel Siad of grooming her to introduce her to potential abusers with ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a French modelling scout with CLOSE TIES to Epstein, STILL walking free? Siad needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABLE for his alleged grooming, and the system that let him operate for so long is a COMPLETE JOKE. The fact that two ex-models have come forward with similar accusations is just the TIP OF THE ICEBERG, and we need to see some REAL ACTION taken against these predators.

COOKED / 10Full roast →
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France 24

Libya ‘corruption pact’: Sarkozy returns to court as his former right-hand man turns against him

Straight News

Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy returned to court to answer questions about documents written by his former right-hand man Claude Guéant regarding allegedly illegal Libyan campaign funds.

Unhinged Take

Sarkozy's back in the HOT SEAT, and it's ABOUT TIME someone grilled him over these shady Libyan deals. Guéant's turning against him, and I am HERE. FOR. IT - the more rats that turn, the better. Sarkozy's denials are WEAK SAUCE, and I'm calling BS on his whole 'I'm innocent' act.

CORRUPT TO THE CORE / 10Full roast →
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● BREAKINGFrance 24

Controversial West African activist Kemi Seba detained in Paris

Straight News

Kemi Seba, a controversial West African activist, has been detained in Paris, according to a source close to the case.

Unhinged Take

OH JOY, the infamous Kemi Seba is finally OFF THE STREETS, and I'm NOT shedding a tear for this anti-Western bigmouth. Time to put his money where his mouth is, and may the FRENCH JUSTICE SYSTEM show him what's what. Let's see how he likes a dose of his own MEDICINE, shall we?

JUSTICE SERVED / 10Full roast →
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France 24

Top contemporary French artist Christian Boltanski dies aged 76

Straight News

Christian Boltanski, a renowned French contemporary artist, has died at the age of 76.

Unhinged Take

Boltanski's Passing Leaves A Void In The Art World, BUT LET'S BE REAL, HIS LEGACY WILL LIVE ON THROUGH HIS HAUNTING MULTIMEDIA MASTERPIECES THAT PROBED THE DARKEST CORNERS OF MORTALITY AND MEMORY! The man was a GENIUS, a TRUE ORIGINAL, and his work will continue to INSPIRE AND UNSETTLE audiences for generations to come. IT'S A DARK DAY FOR ART, BUT BOLTANSKI'S IMPACT WILL NEVER FADE!

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10Full roast →
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● BREAKINGFrance 24

Residents flee as Israeli strikes target southern Lebanon

Straight News

Israeli strikes on southern Lebanon killed five people despite a new ceasefire between Israel and the Iran-backed Hezbollah group announced a day earlier.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, A CEASEFIRE THAT LASTS LESS THAN 24 HOURS? This is a JOKE, right? Israel and Hezbollah need to GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, people are DYING here. It's time for some REAL LEADERSHIP, not just empty promises of peace.

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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France 24

Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades

Straight News

Bolivian President Rodrigo Paz declared a state of emergency to address anti-government blockades that have paralyzed the economy for nearly two months.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Paz has been SITTING AROUND for TWO MONTHS while his country burns, now he's calling in the military to clean up the MESS HE LET FESTER - what a JOKE, this guy's leadership is a TOTAL FAIL, time to STEP UP or GET OUT, the people of Bolivia deserve better than this INCOMPETENCE.

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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Al Jazeera

‘We tasted the horrors of war’: Stories of refugees who returned home

Straight News

In 2025, nearly 15 million displaced people returned home, marking the largest surge of returns recorded by the UN.

Unhinged Take

Can you even imagine the TRAUMA these people have endured, ONLY to be forced back into potentially volatile situations? It's a MIND-BOGGLING display of bureaucratic INCOMPETENCE that we're just supposed to swallow. The fact that these refugees have tasted the HORRORS OF WAR and are being sent back is a SLAP IN THE FACE to humanity. We need to be doing BETTER, not just watching as the world BURNS.

LEGENDARY RESILIENCE / 10Full roast →

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