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China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:57 am·Source: France 24
China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms — United Kingdom

The Straight Version

China's commerce ministry has imposed sanctions on 10 US tech companies, blocking them from exporting certain items to the US, in a move that comes weeks after the Pentagon imposed similar restrictions on Chinese companies.

The UNHINGED Take

Oh, IT'S ON NOW, the sanctions are flying back and forth like a bloody game of diplomatic ping-pong, and let's be real, NO ONE WINS in a trade war, especially not the consumers, BEIJING AND WASHINGTON, SORT YOURSELVES OUT, the rest of us are just trying to keep up with the chaos. The US tech giants are getting a taste of their own medicine, and it's about time someone took them down a peg. This is what happens when you let PEN-PUSHERS and politicians play with fire, they end up BURNING EVERYONE.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CHAOS / 10

Oh, IT'S ON NOW, the sanctions are flying back and forth like a bloody game of diplomatic ping-pong, and let's be real, NO ONE WINS in a trade war, especially not the consumers, BEIJING AND WASHINGTON, SORT YOURSELVES OUT, the rest of us are just trying to keep up with the chaos.

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Oh, IT'S ON NOW, the sanctions are flying back and forth like a bloody game of diplomatic ping-pong, and let's be real, NO ONE WINS in a trade war, especially not the consumers, BEIJING AND WASHINGTON, SORT YOURSELVES OUT, the rest of us are just trying to keep up with

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