The Straight Version
Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.
The UNHINGED Take
Are you KIDDING me, a Trump-backed candidate trying to swoop in and RUIN Colombia's peace process? This is a MAKE-OR-BREAK moment for the country, and I'm FED UP with foreign interference in elections. The people of Colombia deserve better than some puppet on strings from the White House. Let's see if they'll choose a real leader or a YES MAN.
The Bottom Line
HIGH STAKES / 10
Are you KIDDING me, a Trump-backed candidate trying to swoop in and RUIN Colombia's peace process?
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