The Straight Version
Sir Keir Starmer has announced his planned departure as Labour leader, paving the way for a contest for a new prime minister
The UNHINGED Take
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THE MAN'S FINALLY JUMPING SHIP, BUT WILL THE NEXT ONE BE ANY BETTER? The Labour party's been a bloody mess for ages, and now we've got a whole new round of POLITICAL THEATRE to look forward to. Let's hope the next leader doesn't turn out to be a complete PEN-PUSHER. The UK deserves better than this never-ending circus
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SHAMBLES / 10
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THE MAN'S FINALLY JUMPING SHIP, BUT WILL THE NEXT ONE BE ANY BETTER?
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