The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT A JOKE, a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump is now running Colombia, and the people are already gearing up for a fight as Cepeda challenges the results from over 30,000 voting stations - THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we're here for the CHAOS, but let's be real, the fact that it's this close is a RED FLAG, something smells fishy in Colombia.
The Bottom Line
TOXIC POLITICS / 10
WHAT A JOKE, a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump is now running Colombia, and the people are already gearing up for a fight as Cepeda challenges the results from over 30,000 voting stations - THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we're here for the CHAOS, but let's be real, the fact that it's this close is a RED FLAG, something smells fishy in Colombia.
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WHAT A JOKE, a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump is now running Colombia, and the people are already gearing up for a fight as Cepeda challenges the results from over 30,000 voting stations - THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we're here for the CHAOS, but l
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