The Straight Version
Two men, Thalha Jubair and Owen Flowers, have pleaded guilty to their role in a £39m cyber attack on Transport for London (TfL).
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these donkey amateurs thought they could just WALTZ IN and hack TfL for a whopping £39m, WHAT A JOKE, and now they're facing the music, ABOUT TIME, these script kiddies need to learn that CYBER CRIME DOESN'T PAY, it just gets you a one-way ticket to prison
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these donkey amateurs thought they could just WALTZ IN and hack TfL for a whopping £39m, WHAT A JOKE, and now they're facing the music, ABOUT TIME, these script kiddies need to learn that CYBER CRIME DOESN'T PAY, it just gets you a one-way ticket to prison
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these donkey amateurs thought they could just WALTZ IN and hack TfL for a whopping £39m, WHAT A JOKE, and now they're facing the music, ABOUT TIME, these script kiddies need to learn that CYBER CRIME DOESN'T PAY, it just gets you a one-way ticket to
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