The Straight Version
The first round of US-Iran talks in Switzerland has ended with mediators reporting 'encouraging progress' towards a final deal within 60 days.
The UNHINGED Take
IT'S ABOUT TIME THESE TWO GLOBAL PLAYERS GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER, but let's not get ahead of ourselves - 60 days is a tight deadline and there's still plenty of room for screw-ups. The fact that they're even talking is a LEGEND move, but we won't be holding our breath just yet. The real test will be if they can actually follow through on their commitments.
The Bottom Line
CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 7
IT'S ABOUT TIME THESE TWO GLOBAL PLAYERS GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER, but let's not get ahead of ourselves - 60 days is a tight deadline and there's still plenty of room for screw-ups.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME THESE TWO GLOBAL PLAYERS GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER, but let's not get ahead of ourselves - 60 days is a tight deadline and there's still plenty of room for screw-ups. CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 7 https://hypervision.art/news/ie/first-round-of-us-iran-talks-en
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