The Straight Version
Daft.ie reports that house prices in Dublin are decreasing while prices in rural areas are climbing.
The UNHINGED Take
Dublin prices are finally tanking because the city is a glorified parking lot for overpriced lattes and misery. Meanwhile, rural prices are skyrocketing so you can pay a million euros to live next to a cow and a wind turbine. THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN AND WE'RE ALL JUST PAYING RENT TO A GUY named Dermot in a suit!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES / 10
Dublin prices are finally tanking because the city is a glorified parking lot for overpriced lattes and misery.
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