The Straight Version
Lionel Messi scored two goals in Argentina's 2-0 win over Austria, becoming the World Cup's all-time leading scorer and securing his team's place in the last 32
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE BLOODY KING, Argentina are ON FIRE thanks to this GENIUS, and the rest of the teams better WATCH OUT because the holders are COMING FOR THEM, what a LEGENDARY performance in Dallas!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE BLOODY KING, Argentina are ON FIRE thanks to this GENIUS, and the rest of the teams better WATCH OUT because the holders are COMING FOR THEM, what a LEGENDARY performance in Dallas!
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MESSI IS THE BLOODY KING, Argentina are ON FIRE thanks to this GENIUS, and the rest of the teams better WATCH OUT because the holders are COMING FOR THEM, what a LEGENDARY performance in Dallas! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ie/record-breaking-messi
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