The Straight Version
A flamboyant US-backed lawyer who has never held public office has narrowly won Colombia's presidential runoff, swinging the country hard to the right on a promise to wage war against drug-running guerrilla groups.
The UNHINGED Take
Buckle up, this one's a circus. NZ doing NZ things again. You couldn't write it.
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