The Straight Version
New Zealand is expected to experience high temperatures, reaching a peak of 30C by Thursday.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT'S NEXT, NZ, SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION? Temperatures are about to go THROUGH THE ROOF and I'm not buying that the bureaucrats are READY FOR THIS. Buckle up, Kiwis, it's about to get REAL HOT, REAL FAST. Time to break out the sunscreen and question the CLIMATE CHANGE PREPAREDNESS of your leaders!
The Bottom Line
SCORCHING HOT / 10
WHAT'S NEXT, NZ, SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION?
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