The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right extremist backed by TRUMP, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, Cepeda better bring the HEAT with that election challenge, the people deserve a fair shot at democracy NOT some puppet regime.
The Bottom Line
SHAKY / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right extremist backed by TRUMP, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, Cepeda better bring the HEAT with that election challenge, the people deserve a fair shot at democracy NOT some puppet regime.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right extremist backed by TRUMP, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, Cepeda better bring the HEAT with that election challenge, the people deserve a fair shot at democracy NOT some puppet regime. SHAKY / 10 https://hypervision
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