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Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:15 am·Source: France 24
Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election — India

The Straight Version

Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just won a presidential election by a whisker, this is a recipe for CHAOS, Colombia just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting I mean potentially EXPLOSIVE. The fact that Cepeda is already challenging results from over 30,000 voting stations tells you all you need to know about the MESS that's unfolding. Buckle up, folks, it's about to get real.

The Bottom Line

POLITICS AS USUAL / 6

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just won a presidential election by a whisker, this is a recipe for CHAOS, Colombia just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting I mean potentially EXPLOSIVE.

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