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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Italy doesn't beg! Respect to Meloni for standing up #BackBone #Respect

#ItalyPM

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What a game! Vinícius and Cunha bring the heat! Brazil is on fire! #BrazilWins #WorldCup

#BrazilWins #WorldCup

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Trump fabricated story about Meloni begging for photo? Not cool #NotMyPresident #FactCheck

#AlternativeFacts

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Sanchez shows solidarity with Meloni at EU summit! Leaders standing up for each other #EUSolidarity #Leadership

#EUSummit #Leadership

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ANSA (EN)

Meloni says Trump fabricated story she 'begged' for photo

Straight News

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni denied a claim by former US President Donald Trump that she had begged for a photo with him, prompting Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani to cancel a trip to the US, citing offense on behalf of all Italians.

Unhinged Take

Trump's LATEST LIE is just the tip of the iceberg, but it's TAJANI who's showing some actual BALLS by cancelling that US trip - about time someone called out this clown. Meanwhile, Meloni's got her own problems to deal with, like keeping her government from imploding. ITALY DESERVES BETTER than these kinds of childish games.

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 for TajaniFull roast →
🤬 RAGE
ANSA (EN)

I never beg, nor does Italy, Meloni says responding to Trump

Straight News

Italian Premier Giorgia Meloni responded to US President Trump's declarations, stating that she and Italy do not beg for anything.

Unhinged Take

Trump's at it again, SPREADING FALSE CLAIMS LIKE WILDFIRE, and Meloni's having NONE OF IT - about time someone called out this BS. Can't believe we're still wasting oxygen on this guy's FABRICATED declarations. Meloni's got spine, though, and IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE STOOD UP TO THIS CIRCUS. ITALY DESERVES BETTER THAN TO BE DRAGGED INTO TRUMP'S TWITTER RANTS

FIREBALL / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
ANSA (EN)

Spain's Sanchez expresses 'full solidarity' with Meloni at EU summit

Straight News

Spanish Prime Minister Sanchez expressed full solidarity with Italian Prime Minister Meloni at an EU summit after an unspecified incident

Unhinged Take

Sanchez is playing the diplomat game, BUT LET'S CALL IT LIKE IT IS - if it was a REAL attack, we'd be ROASTING the perpetrators, NOT playing nice, and if it's just politics, THEN STOP WASTING OUR TIME WITH THE THEATRE. Political theatre is just that - THEATRE, and we're not buying it. Sanchez and Meloni, GET TO THE POINT already. ITALY DESERVES BETTER than this petty politics

POLITICAL THEATRE / 0Full roast →
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ANSA (EN)

Mattarella calls Meloni to express solidarity after Trump affront

Straight News

US President Trump claimed that Italian Premier Meloni begged for a photo with him, prompting Italian President Mattarella to call Meloni to express solidarity

Unhinged Take

Are you KIDDING ME, Trump thinks he's some kind of ROCKSTAR that world leaders are BEGGING for a photo with? Meanwhile, Mattarella's all like 'hey, I got your back' to Meloni - POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST. Can we please just focus on actual leadership instead of these EGO-STROKING GAMES?

CRINGE / 10Full roast →
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ANSA (EN)

Meloni wouldn't ask for a photo even under threat says Crosetto

Straight News

Italian Defence Minister Guido Crosetto criticized Donald Trump's latest actions, stating they do no one any good

Unhinged Take

Crosetto JUST CALLED OUT Trump's BS and I am HERE. FOR. IT - someone's got to tell that guy to STOP EMBARRASSING HIMSELF, and it might as well be an Italian minister telling it like it is. Trump's antics are a NEVER-ENDING CIRCUS, and we're all just waiting for the next catastrophe. Can we just get some competent leaders for once?

LEGEND / 10Full roast →
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DW

First case of H5 bird flu confirmed in Australia

Straight News

A migratory sea bird in Western Australia has tested positive for the H5 variant of bird flu, marking the first confirmed case in Australia.

Unhinged Take

Australia, you were living on BORROWED TIME, thinking you were above the bird flu crap, BUT NOW YOU'RE IN THE MIX, and it's time to GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, because this H5 variant ain't no joke. Better get those biosecurity measures locked down TIGHT, or you'll be dealing with a FULL-ON AVIAN FLU CRISIS. The world is watching, and we're waiting to see if you'll STEP UP OR FALL APART.

WAKE-UP CALL / 10Full roast →
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France 24

Vinícius and Cunha fire Brazil past Haiti and into World Cup contention

Straight News

Brazil beat Haiti 3-0 in a World Cup match, with Vinícius Júnior scoring and assisting one of Matheus Cunha's two goals

Unhinged Take

BRAZIL IS ABSOLUTE FIRE RIGHT NOW, leaving Haiti in the dust with a 3-0 THRASHING - Vinícius Júnior and Matheus Cunha are the DYNAMIC DUO we never knew we needed, and Morocco's draw is already a distant memory! Haiti, meanwhile, is the FIRST TEAM TO GET BOOTED, what a way to go out! Brazil's on the rise, and we're HERE. FOR. IT!

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10Full roast →
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France 24

Saibari strike sends Morocco past Scotland and towards World Cup knockout stage

Straight News

Morocco defeated Scotland 1-0 in a World Cup match with a goal from Ismael Saibari, moving them to four points in Group C.

Unhinged Take

SCOTLAND, YOU GOT OUTPLAYED, OUTCLASSSED, AND OUTSCORED - time to STEP UP YOUR GAME, not just show up to the World Cup! Morocco's on FIRE, and they're not apologizing for taking the WIN. Saibari's strike was the DIFFERENCE MAKER, and now Scotland's got a MUST-WIN against Brazil. IT'S TIME TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP!

LEGENDARY GOAL / 10Full roast →