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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Kenya

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

CAN YOU BELIEVE the fate of Colombia's peace process is in the hands of these TWO, with the HARD-RIGHT guy backed by the White House, while the LEFTIST is fighting for the people? It's a Wild West showdown, but with MORE AT STAKE than just a presidency - the future of the country is on the line! Colombian voters, DON'T GET IT TWISTED, choose wisely!

The Bottom Line

HIGH STAKES / 10

CAN YOU BELIEVE the fate of Colombia's peace process is in the hands of these TWO, with the HARD-RIGHT guy backed by the White House, while the LEFTIST is fighting for the people?

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CAN YOU BELIEVE the fate of Colombia's peace process is in the hands of these TWO, with the HARD-RIGHT guy backed by the White House, while the LEFTIST is fighting for the people? HIGH STAKES / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ke/high-stakes-colombia-vote-sees-trump-bac

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