The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer with 18 tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE! He's leaving all the pretenders in the dust, what a LEGEND! The World Cup will never be the same, the bar's been raised and these youngbloods better step up! Meanwhile, the bureaucrats and pen-pushers can't even get the refs right, BUT MESSI GETS IT DONE!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, THIS GUY'S ON FIRE!
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