The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just slid into power in Colombia with LESS THAN 50% OF THE VOTE, talk about a recipe for disaster, and now the opposition is crying foul with challenges to the results from over 30,000 voting stations, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we can't wait to see the CHAOS that ensues.
The Bottom Line
MIND-BLOWING POWER GRAB / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just slid into power in Colombia with LESS THAN 50% OF THE VOTE, talk about a recipe for disaster, and now the opposition is crying foul with challenges to the results from over 30,000 voting stations, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we can't wait to see the CHAOS that ensues.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just slid into power in Colombia with LESS THAN 50% OF THE VOTE, talk about a recipe for disaster, and now the opposition is crying foul with challenges to the results from over 30,000 voting stations, THIS IS GOING TO GET ME
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