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Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:15 am·Source: France 24
Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election — South Korea

The Straight Version

Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just slid into power in Colombia with LESS THAN 50% OF THE VOTE, talk about a recipe for disaster, and now the opposition is crying foul with challenges to the results from over 30,000 voting stations, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we can't wait to see the CHAOS that ensues.

The Bottom Line

MIND-BLOWING POWER GRAB / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just slid into power in Colombia with LESS THAN 50% OF THE VOTE, talk about a recipe for disaster, and now the opposition is crying foul with challenges to the results from over 30,000 voting stations, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, and we can't wait to see the CHAOS that ensues.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just slid into power in Colombia with LESS THAN 50% OF THE VOTE, talk about a recipe for disaster, and now the opposition is crying foul with challenges to the results from over 30,000 voting stations, THIS IS GOING TO GET ME

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