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40 tonnes of waste after 1 party? Get it together Mexico City!
#CleanUp #ResponsibleDrinking
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Shoutout to Bimbo for leading the way in sustainable farming! Half a million hectares and counting!
#Sustainability #RegenerativeFarming
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Mind blown! Ancient Campeche monument reveals oldest Maya calendar date
#MayaCalendar #Archaeology
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Mexico proving the doubters wrong! Successful World Cup hosting despite initial warnings
#MexicoWorldCup #Football
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Bimbo's regenerative farmland use passes half a million hectares as it eyes 100% sustainable sourcing by 2050
Straight News
Bimbo, Mexico's giant food company, has achieved regenerative farmland use of over half a million hectares, aiming for 100% sustainable sourcing by 2050.
Unhinged Take
BIG UPS to Bimbo for actually giving a damn about the planet, while most companies are STILL sucking the life out of our soil! They're pushing for 100% sustainable sourcing and it's about time someone stepped up. Let's hope the rest of the industry follows suit, because OUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT. This is what LEGENDARY leadership looks like!
Ancient Campeche monument reveals region's oldest Maya calendar date
Straight News
A new reading of an ancient Campeche monument has revealed the region's oldest Maya calendar date, showing that complex Maya writing and dynastic lineages began earlier than previously thought.
Unhinged Take
BIG UPS to the MEXICAN ARCHAEOLOGISTS who just dropped some KNOWLEDGE BOMBS on our understanding of the Maya civilization! This ancient Campeche monument is a GAME-CHANGER, blowing the lid off our previous timelines and showing us that these MEXICAN MASTERMINDS were writing complex calendars way earlier than we thought. It's time to give it up for the Maya, the ORIGINAL MEXICAN LEGENDS! They were pushing the boundaries of knowledge and innovation while the rest of the world was still in the dark ages.
Opinion: The Mexico that World Cup headlines are missing
Straight News
Mexico has successfully hosted the initial week of the World Cup, defying initial warnings of potential issues
Unhinged Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MEXICO IS CRUSHING IT AS A WORLD CUP HOST, while all the HATERS were predicting CHAOS, they're actually showing the world what they're made of - RESILIENCE and PASSION! The WORLD CUP headlines were expecting a MESS, but Mexico is DELIVERING, and I am HERE. FOR. IT! Mexico is PROVING ALL THE DOUBTERS WRONG, and it's a BEAUTIFUL thing to see
The fun and fantastical interior design of Mรฉrida's Chuch Estudio
Straight News
Aranza Garcรญa's interior design studio, Chuch Estudio, in Mรฉrida is gaining international recognition for its whimsical and fantastical designs
Unhinged Take
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE MEXICAN FLAIR WITH PURE, UNADULTERATED CREATIVITY - Aranza Garcรญa is a LEGEND for bringing passion and joy to the world of interior design, and we can't get enough of Chuch Estudio's magical creations, FROM MEXICO CITY TO MILAN, THIS STUDIO IS SETTING THE STANDARD
Mexico's packed fan fests prove you don't need a stadium seat to celebrate
Straight News
Some 200,000 fans gathered in and around Mexico City's Zรณcalo to celebrate the Mexico-So. Korea contest, exceeding four times the capacity of Guadalajara Stadium where the game was played.
Unhinged Take
MEXICO CITY JUST SHOWED THE WORLD HOW TO THROW A PARTY - no stadium seat required, just PURE, UNADULTERATED CHAOS ENERGY! The Zรณcalo was ELECTRIC, a sea of fans united in their passion for the game. This is what it means to be a TRUE FAN, not some privileged seat-warmer in a stadium.
Mexico City looks to rein in street drinking after massive World Cup party
Straight News
Mexico City authorities collected 40 tonnes of waste around Reforma Avenue after a massive World Cup party
Unhinged Take
Are you KIDDING me, 40 TONNES of trash from ONE party? That's what happens when you let FREELOADERS and PARTY ANIMALS run wild, now the REST OF US have to deal with the MESS. It's time for some SERIOUS crackdowns on street drinking and TRASHING the city. Get it together, Mexico City!
Hydration break boos: How FIFA united players, fans, coaches at World Cup
Straight News
FIFA's introduction of hydration breaks at the World Cup has sparked criticism over potential commercial benefits from the three-minute pauses in action
Unhinged Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FIFA? These breaks are a TOTAL JOKE, all about lining their pockets with more cash, and NOT about player safety or welfare. It's a DISASTER for the flow of the game, and fans are RIGHT to be FUMING. Can't they just let the beautiful game be played without all the GREEDY interruptions?
Watch: World Cup fans react to US defeating Australia to reach knockout round
Straight News
The US defeated Australia 2-0 to reach the knockout round of the World Cup, sparking contrasting reactions from fans of the two teams.
Unhinged Take
US FANS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES RIGHT NOW, meanwhile Aussie supporters are left to PICK UP THE PIECES of their shattered dreams, BUT LET'S BE REAL, a 2-0 loss ain't the end of the world, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT HEART!