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Above our rooftops: A beginner’s guide to the Low Altitude Economy

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 11:00 pm·Source: Malay Mail
Above our rooftops: A beginner’s guide to the Low Altitude Economy — Malaysia

The Straight Version

Malay Mail reports on the concept of a Low Altitude Economy, where drones and flying vehicles could be used for tasks like medicine delivery and emergency response

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MALAYSIA'S TALKING ABOUT FLYING CARS AND DRONE DELIVERIES WHILE OUR ROADS ARE STILL A PARKING LOT, GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, BUT FOR REAL, THIS LOW ALTITUDE ECONOMY THING COULD BE A GAME CHANGER, LET'S SEE IF OUR BUREAUCRATS CAN ACTUALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY VISION / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MALAYSIA'S TALKING ABOUT FLYING CARS AND DRONE DELIVERIES WHILE OUR ROADS ARE STILL A PARKING LOT, GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, BUT FOR REAL, THIS LOW ALTITUDE ECONOMY THING COULD BE A GAME CHANGER, LET'S SEE IF OUR BUREAUCRATS CAN ACTUALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MALAYSIA'S TALKING ABOUT FLYING CARS AND DRONE DELIVERIES WHILE OUR ROADS ARE STILL A PARKING LOT, GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, BUT FOR REAL, THIS LOW ALTITUDE ECONOMY THING COULD BE A GAME CHANGER, LET'S SEE IF OUR BUREAUCRATS CAN ACTUALLY MAKE IT

That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥

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