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Anwar lauds US-Iran de-escalation, warns geopolitical turmoil hits the poor hardest

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Malay Mail
Anwar lauds US-Iran de-escalation, warns geopolitical turmoil hits the poor hardest — Malaysia

The Straight Version

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim welcomed the reported de-escalation of tensions between the US and Iran

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, some decent news from the geopolitical arena, but let's not forget the REAL victims of these turf wars - the poor and marginalized who ALWAYS get screwed over, Anwar better keep his eyes on the prize and NOT get too cozy with these global players, TIME TO PUT MALAYSIA FIRST

The Bottom Line

CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC / 6

FINALLY, some decent news from the geopolitical arena, but let's not forget the REAL victims of these turf wars - the poor and marginalized who ALWAYS get screwed over, Anwar better keep his eyes on the prize and NOT get too cozy with these global players, TIME TO PUT MALAYSIA FIRST

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FINALLY, some decent news from the geopolitical arena, but let's not forget the REAL victims of these turf wars - the poor and marginalized who ALWAYS get screwed over, Anwar better keep his eyes on the prize and NOT get too cozy with these global players, TIME TO PUT M

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