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RM2.10 diesel from July 1: Who qualifies, how it works and how much fuel you can buy

πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ύ MalaysiaΒ·The UNHINGED DeskΒ·22 Jun, 12:15 pmΒ·Source: Malay Mail
RM2.10 diesel from July 1: Who qualifies, how it works and how much fuel you can buy β€” Malaysia

The Straight Version

The Malaysian government will introduce a MyKad-based diesel subsidy system starting July 1

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, a system that's supposed to help the actual people who need it, BUT LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE BUREAUCRATS TO SCREW IT UP, and how many freeloaders will find ways to exploit this, TIME TO PUT THE SYSTEM TO THE TEST, Malaysia

The Bottom Line

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FINALLY, a system that's supposed to help the actual people who need it, BUT LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE BUREAUCRATS TO SCREW IT UP, and how many freeloaders will find ways to exploit this, TIME TO PUT THE SYSTEM TO THE TEST, Malaysia

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FINALLY, a system that's supposed to help the actual people who need it, BUT LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE BUREAUCRATS TO SCREW IT UP, and how many freeloaders will find ways to exploit this, TIME TO PUT THE SYSTEM TO THE TEST, Malaysia LEGENDARY MOVE / 10 https:

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