The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT A JOKE, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, because that's ALWAYS gone well in the past, NOT. Cepeda's already crying foul, and honestly, who can blame him? This election was a HOT MESS from start to finish.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
WHAT A JOKE, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, because that's ALWAYS gone well in the past, NOT.
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