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FIFA's hydration breaks: putting profits over players? #FIFA #WorldCup
#FIFA #WorldCup
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Shoutout to Enugu State for winning those awards for infrastructure and IGR! Leading the way in Nigeria!
#EnuguState #NigeriaAwards
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Tech transfer or economic control? What's the real goal? #EconomicSovereignty
#EconomicSovereignty
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Big ups to Enugu government and police for embracing tech-driven policing! Keeping communities safe with innovation!
#TechDrivenPolicing #EnuguPolice
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Premium Times
Technology transfer in the age of economic sovereignty, By Khalil Suleiman Halilu
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Khalil Suleiman Halilu wrote an article about technology transfer and economic sovereignty for Premium Times Nigeria
Unhinged Take
LISTEN UP, NIGERIA, it's time to STOP BEGGING and START BUILDING - economic sovereignty isn't just about protecting our own, it's about BUILDING CAPABILITY and transferring technology to get ahead. We need to stop relying on handouts and start investing in our own people and tech. The world is moving fast, and if we don't catch up, we'll be LEFT IN THE DUST
Enugu wins Infrastructure, IGR awards at BusinessDay states competitiveness awards 2025
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Enugu state has won awards for infrastructure and internally generated revenue at the BusinessDay states competitiveness awards 2025
Unhinged Take
BIG UPS to Enugu, THEY'RE ON FIRE, actually getting stuff done in this crazy country, Governor Enugu is LOW-KEY a legend for pulling this off in just three years, meanwhile other states are still SLEEPING ON THE JOB
Enugu govt, Police train security agents on tech-driven policing
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The Enugu government and police are training security agents on tech-driven policing with support from the AIG for Training and Development
Unhinged Take
FINALLY, SOME SENSE IN ENUGU - they're dumping the ancient ways and bringing in some actual tech to help their security agents do their job, ABOUT TIME TOO, let's see if this actually translates to less chaos on the streets, BIG UPS TO THE GOVERNOR PETER MBAH ADMINISTRATION for putting their money where their mouth is
Abiodun defends record on Dangote Refinery, reaffirms commitment to Ogun Deep Sea Port
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Governor Abiodun of Ogun State has denied allegations that he was involved in the relocation of the Dangote Refinery from Ogun to Lagos, stating the decision was made before his tenure.
Unhinged Take
Abiodun better come correct with those denials, because NIGERIANS ARE WATCHING, and we won't hesitate to CALL OUT any BS, the Dangote Refinery saga is a TEST of his leadership, and so far, it's a MIXED BAG. Let's see if he can turn it around with the Ogun Deep Sea Port project. ONE THING IS FOR SURE, we won't let him GET AWAY WITH ANY NONSENSE.
#EkitiDecides2026: INEC deploys election materials, personnel across state
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INEC has deployed election materials and personnel across the 16 area councils in Ekiti state for the upcoming election.
Unhinged Take
IT'S ABOUT TIME INEC GOT THEIR ACT TOGETHER, NOW LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN ACTUALLY DELIVER A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION WITHOUT ANY MAJOR COCK-UPS. The people of Ekiti deserve better than the usual SHAMBOLIC DISPLAY OF INCOMPETENCE. We're watching, INEC, and we won't hesitate to ROAST YOU if you mess this up.
Mexico City looks to rein in street drinking after massive World Cup party
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Mexico City authorities collected 40 tonnes of waste around Reforma Avenue after a massive World Cup party
Unhinged Take
Are you KIDDING ME, 40 TONNES of trash, what kind of SAVAGE BEHAVIOUR is this, can't these people EVEN CONTROL THEIR WASTE for one night, it's a MIRACLE no one got HURT, and now the city has to DEAL WITH THE MESS
Hydration break boos: How FIFA united players, fans, coaches at World Cup
Straight News
FIFA has introduced hydration breaks at the World Cup, which have been criticized for their potential commercial benefits
Unhinged Take
Are you KIDDING me, FIFA is PAUSING THE WORLD CUP FOR COMMERCIALS, what's next, ads on the players' jerseys? The beautiful game has officially become the BIGGEST JOKE, all for a quick buck. Can't even get a decent match without some SUIT interrupting for a three-minute BREAK, GIVE ME A BREAK. IT'S FOOTBALL, NOT A NEVER-ENDING INFOMERCIAL
Watch: World Cup fans react to US defeating Australia to reach knockout round
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The US defeated Australia 2-0 to reach the knockout round of the World Cup, sparking mixed reactions from fans of both teams.
Unhinged Take
BIG UP TO THE US OF A, THEY JUST SCHOoled THE SOCCEROOS WITH A 2-0 THRASHING, meanwhile Aussie fans are left to PICK UP THE PIECES OF THEIR SHATTERED DREAMS, BUT LET'S KEEP IT REAL, THEY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAINST THE MIGHTY US TEAM, WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER ROUT!
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