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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Norway

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT A TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN OR A LEFTIST FIGHTER, and honestly, the fate of their peace process hangs in the balance. The fact that a hard-right candidate is even in the running is a JOKE, considering the MESS that similar politicians have made in other countries. Colombia, DON'T BE FOOLED BY EMPTY PROMISES, choose the leader who will actually bring about change.

The Bottom Line

HIGH STAKES / 10

IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT A TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN OR A LEFTIST FIGHTER, and honestly, the fate of their peace process hangs in the balance.

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IT'S TIME FOR COLOMBIA TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT A TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN OR A LEFTIST FIGHTER, and honestly, the fate of their peace process hangs in the balance. HIGH STAKES / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/no/high-stakes-colombia-vote-sees-trump-backed-hardliner #Unhing

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