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What will Norway's plan to toughen citizenship rules mean for you?

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 11:12 am·Source: The Local NO
What will Norway's plan to toughen citizenship rules mean for you? — Norway

The Straight Version

Norway is planning to introduce stricter rules for obtaining citizenship, which may pose challenges for some applicants but could also lead to reduced processing times for others.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Norway's finally trying to SORT OUT its citizenship rules, about time someone took a HARD LOOK at who's getting in, BUT let's see if they actually FOLLOW THROUGH on this, or if it's just more EMPTY PROMISES from the bureaucrats. Stricter rules might be a GOOD THING, but only if they're FAIR and don't just PUNISH the people who actually deserve citizenship. Either way, it's ABOUT TIME someone took a STAND and stopped just TALKING ABOUT IT.

The Bottom Line

LONG OVERDUE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Norway's finally trying to SORT OUT its citizenship rules, about time someone took a HARD LOOK at who's getting in, BUT let's see if they actually FOLLOW THROUGH on this, or if it's just more EMPTY PROMISES from the bureaucrats.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Norway's finally trying to SORT OUT its citizenship rules, about time someone took a HARD LOOK at who's getting in, BUT let's see if they actually FOLLOW THROUGH on this, or if it's just more EMPTY PROMISES from the bureaucrats. LONG OVERDUE / 10 ht

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