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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — New Zealand

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda.

The UNHINGED Take

Who cares about some dodgy politician in Colombia, mate, but for real, the fact that the White House is backing some hardliner is a whole bunch of suspect, let's keep it real, CHOICE AS, not my circus, not my monkeys, but you feel me, it's all about the benjamins, baby, and the peasants are just pawns in their game of thrones, HARD OUT.

The Bottom Line

MEH / 10

Who cares about some dodgy politician in Colombia, mate, but for real, the fact that the White House is backing some hardliner is a whole bunch of suspect, let's keep it real, CHOICE AS, not my circus, not my monkeys, but you feel me, it's all about the benjamins, baby, and the peasants are just pawns in their game of thrones, HARD OUT.

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Who cares about some dodgy politician in Colombia, mate, but for real, the fact that the White House is backing some hardliner is a whole bunch of suspect, let's keep it real, CHOICE AS, not my circus, not my monkeys, but you feel me, it's all about the benjamins, baby,

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