The Straight Version
Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda.
The UNHINGED Take
Who cares about some dodgy politician in Colombia, mate, but for real, the fact that the White House is backing some hardliner is a whole bunch of suspect, let's keep it real, CHOICE AS, not my circus, not my monkeys, but you feel me, it's all about the benjamins, baby, and the peasants are just pawns in their game of thrones, HARD OUT.
The Bottom Line
MEH / 10
Who cares about some dodgy politician in Colombia, mate, but for real, the fact that the White House is backing some hardliner is a whole bunch of suspect, let's keep it real, CHOICE AS, not my circus, not my monkeys, but you feel me, it's all about the benjamins, baby, and the peasants are just pawns in their game of thrones, HARD OUT.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Who cares about some dodgy politician in Colombia, mate, but for real, the fact that the White House is backing some hardliner is a whole bunch of suspect, let's keep it real, CHOICE AS, not my circus, not my monkeys, but you feel me, it's all about the benjamins, baby,
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