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Iran claims Lebanon 'main topic' at peace talks with US

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 10:25 am·Source: France 24
Iran claims Lebanon 'main topic' at peace talks with US — New Zealand

The Straight Version

The United States and Iran are set to start a new round of talks in Switzerland on Sunday in a bid to finalise the Memorandum of Understanding signed last week. The teams have a timeframe of 60 days to resolve some of the more difficult issues such as what will happen to Iran's nuclear program and stockpiles of uranium. However the talks have already been shrouded in uncertainty as Israel and Hezbollah - not parties to the agreement - have continued to clash in Lebanon, with Tel Aviv refusing to withdraw from the territory. Story by Eliza Herbert and details by FRANCE 24 correspondent in Geneva, John Zarocostas.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! US and Iran “talks” in Switzerland while the mullahs keep enriching uranium and arming Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon?! 60 days to “resolve” their nuclear stockpiles? These lying theocratic cunts have been cheating since day one. This is pure appeasement theatre. The only real story? Israel refusing to withdraw while Hezbollah (Iran’s rocket-firing, tunnel-digging attack dogs) keep attacking. GOOD ON YA TEL AVIV. Don’t hand those human-shield scum back territory to regroup and slaughter again. Smash the proxies. Cut the head off the snake. Fuck the mullahs. Fuck Hezbollah. Stand with Israel. You sponsor terror and chase nukes, you get glassed. End of story. 💥🇮🇱

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