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Six ways midlifers are wrecking their knee health, according to a surgeon

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Six ways midlifers are wrecking their knee health, according to a surgeon — New Zealand

The Straight Version

A surgeon has identified six common mistakes midlifers make that can lead to osteoarthritis and damage their knee health

The UNHINGED Take

MIDLIFERS, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, STOP BEING SO RECKLESS WITH YOUR KNEES, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO TAKE CARE OF THEM, BUT NO, YOU'D RATHER WAIT TILL IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU'RE COOKED, what's wrong with you lot, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH

The Bottom Line

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MIDLIFERS, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, STOP BEING SO RECKLESS WITH YOUR KNEES, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO TAKE CARE OF THEM, BUT NO, YOU'D RATHER WAIT TILL IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU'RE COOKED, what's wrong with you lot, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH

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MIDLIFERS, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, STOP BEING SO RECKLESS WITH YOUR KNEES, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO TAKE CARE OF THEM, BUT NO, YOU'D RATHER WAIT TILL IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU'RE COOKED, what's wrong with you lot, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH COOKED / 10 https://hyp

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