The Straight Version
The Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas has given time-bound regulatory relief to banks hit by the surge in bond yields due to the Middle East war, waiving the mark-to-market requirement for peso-denominated government securities.
The UNHINGED Take
CAN'T BELIEVE our banks were on the edge because of some WAR-DRIVEN BOND YIELDS, but BSP is throwing them a lifeline - about time someone stepped in to prevent a FULL-ON FINANCIAL MELTDOWN. This relief better not be a BAND-AID ON A BULLET WOUND, or we're all SCREWED. BSP, you're ON THE CLOCK to make sure this fix actually works.
The Bottom Line
FINANCIAL FIREWORKS / 8
CAN'T BELIEVE our banks were on the edge because of some WAR-DRIVEN BOND YIELDS, but BSP is throwing them a lifeline - about time someone stepped in to prevent a FULL-ON FINANCIAL MELTDOWN.
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CAN'T BELIEVE our banks were on the edge because of some WAR-DRIVEN BOND YIELDS, but BSP is throwing them a lifeline - about time someone stepped in to prevent a FULL-ON FINANCIAL MELTDOWN. FINANCIAL FIREWORKS / 8 https://hypervision.art/news/ph/bsp-extends-relief-to-c
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