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BSP extends relief to crisis-hit banks

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 6:08 pm·Source: Inquirer
BSP extends relief to crisis-hit banks — Philippines

The Straight Version

The Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas has given time-bound regulatory relief to banks hit by the surge in bond yields due to the Middle East war, waiving the mark-to-market requirement for peso-denominated government securities.

The UNHINGED Take

CAN'T BELIEVE our banks were on the edge because of some WAR-DRIVEN BOND YIELDS, but BSP is throwing them a lifeline - about time someone stepped in to prevent a FULL-ON FINANCIAL MELTDOWN. This relief better not be a BAND-AID ON A BULLET WOUND, or we're all SCREWED. BSP, you're ON THE CLOCK to make sure this fix actually works.

The Bottom Line

FINANCIAL FIREWORKS / 8

CAN'T BELIEVE our banks were on the edge because of some WAR-DRIVEN BOND YIELDS, but BSP is throwing them a lifeline - about time someone stepped in to prevent a FULL-ON FINANCIAL MELTDOWN.

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CAN'T BELIEVE our banks were on the edge because of some WAR-DRIVEN BOND YIELDS, but BSP is throwing them a lifeline - about time someone stepped in to prevent a FULL-ON FINANCIAL MELTDOWN. FINANCIAL FIREWORKS / 8 https://hypervision.art/news/ph/bsp-extends-relief-to-c

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