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Groups oppose Bataan Nuclear Plant revival at No Nukes Asia Forum

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 9:35 am·Source: Inquirer
Groups oppose Bataan Nuclear Plant revival at No Nukes Asia Forum — Philippines

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BALANGA CITY, Bataan, Philippines — Anti-nuclear advocates at Friday's No Nukes Asia Forum (NNAF) in Balanga City reported ongoing regional resistance to the revival of the long-mothballed Bataan Nuclear Power Plant (BNPP) in Morong town. The Nuclear Free Bataan Movement organized NNAF 2026 at a Balanga restaurant, marking the 41st anniversary of the “Welga ng […]... Keep on reading: Groups oppose Bataan Nuclear Plant revival at No Nukes Asia Forum

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