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The Department of Environment and Natural Resources–Community Environment and Natural Resources Office (DENR-CENRO) in Banga, South Cotabato, confirmed Sunday the rescue of a juvenile Brahminy Kite (Haliastur indus).... Keep on reading: Juvenile sea eagle rescued in South Cotabato
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