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MANILA, Philippines — Sen. Loren Legarda retraced the steps of Dr. Jose Rizal at the opening of the Rizal Historic Trail in Wilhelmsfeld, Germany, on Saturday, June 20, a day after the national hero’s 165th birth anniversary, according to a statement issued by her office on Sunday. The opening of the trail — which was where Rizal took his daily walk between Wilhelmsfeld and Heidelberg — was organized by the Gemeinde Wilhelmsfeld and the Knights of Rizal Wilhelmsfeld–Heidelberg Chapter.] The program began at the Hinterbergweg hiking parking lot in Wilhelmsfeld, where the national anthems of the Philippines and Germany were played. […]... Keep on reading: Loren Legarda attends opening of Rizal Historic Trail in Germany
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